gravitational fart

to shit your pants

"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."

by coolbean_z August 17, 2023

confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 02, 2022

Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.

I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.

by That guys not an Andrew April 19, 2022

Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk

He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨

by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

Tongue punch your fart box

When someone wants to lick the inside of your anus

Braxton I’m gonna tongue punch your fart box if you don’t stop touching me

by J Barnes September 04, 2023

Penis farte

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds

You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes

by Hanime gg May 08, 2022

Fart Cat

Skunk

Watch out, that's a fart cat.

by BSOD1969 December 21, 2022