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Your mom

"Your mom", Symbolized as "Yo Momma!" is a joke that people are using it often. Like kids using it, (I don't know why?!?)
Friend: Hey man! I got a your mom joke!

You: Oh, what is it?

Friend: Yo momma so fat, She falled downstairs.

You: Damn, nice.
by GamerGamer5643 December 2, 2022
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Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean
So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO
by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021
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UR MOM

its ur mom duh
by CHOOCHOOTRAIN123 June 9, 2020
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MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.
Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.
by HIHIHI LOLOLOLOLOLOL12343 November 9, 2023
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Ur mom

what did u do last night ?
In ur mom!

LAUGH
by Ueeees October 1, 2021
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Ur mom

A word that a person named Sydney would use
Person 1 how u doin

Sydney ur mom
by 10l1992: May 24, 2021
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MOM

AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL WOMAN, ABLE TO TURN A F*CKING FLIP-FLOP INTO A WEAPON. ALSO KNOWN AS THE “WOMAN OF ARGUEMENT”, ABLE TO SLAP PEOPLE WITH UNBELIEVEABLE FORCES.
“MOM: LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED YOUR TEST… YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW. *GRABS OUT FLIP-FLOP (OR ATOMIC BOMB FOR YOUR ASS)*
by 😂👉💀 December 14, 2024
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