Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter

When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.

Korben’s asshole was on fire after releasing a Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter.

by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025

Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later

Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then

by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025

going down a rabbit hole

The act of spending two or more hours obsessively researching something on the internet, often starting with accidentally stumbling across a topic and ending up deep in related information, videos, or articles. an individual going down a rabbit hole may feel completely burned out after hours of research.

Ivan was going down a rabbit hole with the D4VD case and ended up on something completely unrelated after four hours of researching. I haven’t seen anyone go down one this bad!

by tommyvercettifanclub September 21, 2025

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

Over the shoulder boner holder

When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy

Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile

by Mikeflower October 9, 2025

alien passport hole

Creating hell is easy if you are a Ratan. Act sing dance and everybody will love you, like it or not. Ratans can bend your emotions with the new rat-wand 69 thousand! Cry, laugh, scream and your poop will be a dream!

The Ratans of Atan and the rest, emptied their purse-groins to find their alien passport hole.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025