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Double Assectomy

God damn girl, you ain't got no ass. What you had to get a double assectomy?
by Damon_Keaton June 3, 2024
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the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.
Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily
by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017
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Double Gulp Surprise

When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.
Olivia gave me a great double gulp surprise last night dude!
by Big Slurpy March 28, 2020
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irregular-double-cousin

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of half-aunt (mother's half-sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of half-aunt (father's half-sister) at the same time.
3- Child of aunt (father's sister) and of half-uncle (mother's half-brother) at the same time.
4- Child of aunt (mother's sister) and of half-uncle (father's half-brother) at the same time.
5- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Double Chi-Chi Deluxe

Double Chi-Chi Deluxe? More like subscribe to Toad's Mixtape Factory!!!

Eh? No, nothing?
by FanOfFamilyGuy September 27, 2020
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Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it impossible to defend.

It can be used as defence against attackers, kidnappers, or other bad guys.

It's also a well known dance move, first popularized in Mexico.
Bag guy: I'm robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punch es with both fists at the same time.

Bad guy: *is confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 18, 2024
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Double dippin

When you enter through the vagina, but the love making is so vigorous that you break the taint and cum out of the asshole.

See also poop shoot.
Damn, last night Deven’s boyfriend ended up double dippin, because Deven was getting pounded so hard, that their taint was destroyed and cum came out of their ass!
by Pupsalups90 July 5, 2024
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