Do a Crim

The act of ignoring your friends bf/gf to piss them off and asserting your dominance as the alpha

f*ckboy/girl

Also during this you do something extremely couple like infront of friends gf/bf

Oh well ill just do a crim to piss off his bitch of a gf, cant stop me being friendly

by LordMorbidus November 10, 2019

stars do you like dem

a joke from the fandom “swifties”

on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom

screamingiminlovewithyou: taylor what is this
Taylor Swift: Stars do you like dem

by imurmirrorbawll November 16, 2023

Doing an 86

When you go to take a dump but you also pee right after.

Ryan was doing an 86 then he got up after and wiped his ass.

by Stuffy April 21, 2020

Do a Polman

To spend all week at work on the hose wetting soil then need time off for being fatigued.

I thought about helping out with some physical work but decided to do a Polman today

by User2116 February 12, 2021

Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…

If you don’t fucking like what 20+ year old niggas are doing then unfollow them. Simple as that nigga, don’t worry about their life. Seem like you the one who need to change your mentality….

Why the FUCK you on these niggas dicks for? Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…

by Muthafucking mind ya business November 24, 2021

What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand

If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.

Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

Do the tommie

Lifting hands behind head a dry fucking the air

People come far and wide to see him do the tommie

by Tommieess February 9, 2020