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Useless white crayon

You blacks are stupid said the racist, SHUT THE FUCK UP U USELESS WHITE CRAYON.
by Raggedy hoes February 11, 2021
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white-boy shoulders

A racially offensive term used to describe weak or narrow shoulders on men of any race.
Does he fight?
Na, he's got white-boy shoulders.
by hearditonthestreet May 17, 2007
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Stupid White Men

Some book from Michael Moore which I don't care to read. But with a name like that, well, seriously! Holy shit is he outta his mind? As if he isn't already? Now I'm not only questioning what his nationality is, but what his color is! White, isn't it?

As funny as it looks and sounds, it's so oxymoronic, don'tcha think?
"Michael Moore proves that being anti-white isn't racist....it's popular!"
-some dude who posted a definition of Michael Moore

"Although Michael Moore is white, he'll still be raped by the KKK because he's anti-white."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
mugGet the Stupid White Menmug.

White rage

They rage like a little girl playing dolls with their friends. They hit stuff and people. They act cocky when they play people who are worse then him then rage when he get unlucky while playing madden even though he throw in triple coverage and not expect a pick.
“Ahah haha haha I hate this game it so trash” this is white rage
by TtV December 26, 2019
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white chocolate

"Gangsta name" of the master basket weaver John Lindsey.

White Chocolate (WC!) can usually be found dueling unruly banditos.
My homie White Chocolate made me this here basket!
by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005
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White People Movie

A movie that contains content only entertaining or appealing to white people. Also comedies that are too smart for other races to understand.
Slayer fan 1: My black friend slept over once and we watched office space. He didn't find it funny at all.

Slayer fan 2: I guess it is a white people movie.
by Spawn of Satan666 June 29, 2009
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White Hot Karl

The White Hot Karl is, by definition, the hottest Karl conceivable in 3-dimensional spacetime. As the temperature of a Karling Manouevre is a measure of both its literal warmth and its level of contact intensity, this technique qualifies under both categories.

How the WHK is performed:

The principle device for administering the procedure consists of an array of hot watter bottles (between 10 and 18) fitted to an elaborate system of tubes that terminate into hypodermic needles. Clamps should be fitted to the bottles to prevent any accidental self-Karling during preparation.

The administrator, upon donning a thermoprotective gown, shall heat 3 to 5 pounds of his or her own feces and bring it to a boil (another person's feces may be substituted, in which case the person administrating the procedure shall be properly referred to as 'proctor').

The hot water bottles shall be filled with the boiling feces, the bottles clamped off, and the hoses and needles attached. (Note: great care should be taken in the selection of the materials to ensure their thermoresilience.) At this point, the recipient shall be placed on the Karling table in the supine position and any video equipment should already be calibrated and ready for use.

The hypodermic needles shall be placed at random into the face, neck, chest, and head of the recipient and the clamps removed from the bottles, thus allowing the near-boiling-temperature liquid feces to be deposited directly into the body, erotically coating the cardiovascular, musculoskeletal, and lymphatic systems.

After a successful procedure, it is customary to watch an episode of Oprah in the fetal position while sipping shiraz from a plastic mug.
Hey, how 'bout a quick White Hot Karl, Guy? Bro, that was an excellent White Hot Karl that you administered last night while we were watching Oprah.
by Frank Olson March 5, 2009
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