Shit-Fucked

To be highly intoxicated or drunk.

Dude, Hunter and Jenna got shit-fucked and spent the whole night in the bathroom together!

by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017

shit story

Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.

After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."

by desolator911 September 27, 2009

naw shit

When something someone says is too obvious or just a way of saying of course.

Person 1: Peter Parker turned into Spider-Man after getting bit by a spider-

Person 2: naw shit

by raheelaa February 20, 2019

Shit a Rat

An exlamation of excitement or joy.

"Dude, it works! Shave my ass and shit a rat!"

by Helmet Boy Crew February 26, 2009

Shit Saan

Black African American response to something unbeleivable or something bullshit or scary. The 'saan' (pronounced 'sarn'), is accented from the word 'son'.

whilst playing bad boy Halo 3 and you randomly die from a laggy little bitch noob.

or Left 4 Dead...

guy 1 dies randomly on Halo 3

guy 1 - SHIT SAAN!

Hunter Pounces Guy 1

guy 1 - SHIT SAAN!

turn a corner and see a bad ass mother fucking Tank.

guy 1 - SHIT SAAN!

by Zael Yagami April 29, 2009

Army shit

When one is severly hungover and has the shits o doom!! Army shits can come in any length, width, size, colour, consistency, stench or quantity. Usually done with a screw face and a firm grip on the sink or bath (whichever is closer). Copious amounts of bog roll are used in the process. Army shits are known to cause nauseous effects and should be dealt with open windows, febreeze and a very strong flush.

Mate I just had the pissed out my arse!
waheey army shits! Army shits! Army shits'

by JewNoseSearching4Rumspringa July 25, 2011

shit and kobe

When Mexicans take a shit, but instead of wiping and flushing, they wipe and throw it in the trash.

Dude, there's toilet paper covered in shit in your trash can!

God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.

by bryant.8 July 19, 2017