flower penis

When your a hippie and you get a dildo

Bro your such a flower penis

by Hsjejf August 17, 2017

Penis bitch

A girl who only talk to boys

And the boys don’t have friends

Or the boys are gay

Keep away from her , she’s a penis bitch

by Cancergang666 October 3, 2017

Nuke Penis

The Penis the turtle of toss the turtle has

that turtle has a nuke penis

by PENIS NUKE December 22, 2020

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.

Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

by Dr. Numbutt Sphincterstein March 7, 2023

carson penis

A niggas penis that is so damn fine

Carson penis is so fine

by Harambedanig June 7, 2020

Small Penis.

What you have.
A penis under 3.5".

A penis less than 3.5" is seen as a "Small Penis."

by ushelease September 18, 2023

penis

I feel bad for you man
Just scrolling through urban dictionary when ur bored in quarantine. It's ok, I'll be alone with you.

What is that?
Oh that, that's just a penis
That's majestic
Oh yeah I know right

by AnonymousDolphine April 1, 2020