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Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.
That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.
by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020
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Put One Up Top

To take a dump in the tank part of a toilet. Usually done as a sick prank or a means of revenge
John totally dissed me so I went to his bathroom and Put One Up Top!!!
by R-Dickulous October 18, 2020
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Fuuta (the one from twitter)

Fuuta means goofy. It can be used for real people or inanimate objects.
Example a.
Person 1: "You're looking very Fuuta (the one from twitter) today"
Person 2: "That's mean"

Example b.
Person 1: "That painting looks Fuuta (the one from twitter)"
by Mlnonaraidate July 18, 2022
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Parkjongseong number one fan

Park jongseongs number one fan is the one and only heterosexual4jay she is the definition of jays number one fan you search up jay and she pops up right next to him 😂💯
Heterosexual4jay is parkjongseong number one fan

Parkjongseong number one fan heterosexual4jay
by JASS4L January 16, 2022
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One clean fell swoop

When 5 or more employees of the same company are being fired simultaneously on Zoom.
At better.com the CEO recently had no time to call his employees into his office . He chose to perform the one clean fell swoop treatment on 900 employees.
by Sexydimma December 25, 2021
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launch the rocket with one engine

When a man with one testicle is able to ejaculate.
This is the first time after my orchiectomy that I was able to launch the rocket with one engine.
by Mattcguy June 16, 2023
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Two Dudes One Toilet

When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.
"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"

Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.
by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021
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