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Shit Like A Dog

When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your heals up high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.
Man, that turd hurt my ass so bad; I shit like a dog!!!
by Avionic January 12, 2011
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Mexican chili dog

To shit on a woman's boobs and then tity fuck her
by Justin Beiber. The true April 12, 2011
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My Dog Skohk

1. (n) The name of my dog. I love my dog so much. He's like SO much better than My Dog Skip.

2. Film produced to rival family movies like "My Dog Skip", "Lassie", and "Benji". And "Marmaduke". And "Bingo". And the "Beethoven" saga. And "Milo and Otis", to an extent. And "Homeward Bound". (And so on and so forth.)
scene where TIMMY takes his dog SKOHK to the VET. SKOHK is dying and TIMMY is saddened by this.

TIMMY: My dog Skohk is dying! It hurts to watch him fall when he tries to catch a frisbee or ball! cries.

VET: Yes, Timmy, it's a sad thing. But I'll warn you now, the more you play with your dog Skohk, the harder it will get.
by PennyCostal July 4, 2010
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ten dogs down

To be in an oh-so-hurtin' position of futility commingled with devastation and hopelessness.
Tanisha: What up, foo'?
Shaquanda: I be ten dogs down, yo.
Tanisha: Word, I heard Kendrell f'dunked yo' sorry @ss.
Shaquanda: While he took a picture on his celly and put it online where my moms can see it. Then he ganked my rent money and the landlord's comin' over in ten minutes, yo.
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Indian Hot Dog

A sex position in which a (usually Indian) male pours curry on his penis, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse with a person of any gender.
P.S. The penis is the sausage, and the buttock cheeks are the buns.
Me: Ooohh Krishna! What innovative new position should I try with my girlfriend tonight?!
Friend: Since you're Indian, why don't you try the Indian Hot Dog!
Me: Oh yes, she does love curry!
by thelastgamer83 October 6, 2016
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dog hound sniffler

a dog hound sniffler is when a male sticks his nose into the females vagina or bum, and licks and or sniffs it just like a dog would, then near the end the woman farts or queefs into the mans nose and or mouth, this would if the woman puts her nose in the mans bum.
friend: what did you do with your girlfriend last night

me: i gave her a dog hound sniffler

friend: sweet
by bighorseman33243 August 1, 2012
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Texas Hot Dog

After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.

Best served as a surprise dish
Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!
by Polish Cupcakes March 3, 2011
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