Micheal

The biggest simp ever!

He will only simp for people called Lizzie

And seb is sigma

Dude that @micheal is simping for Lizzie again

by Sigma seb May 24, 2025

Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025

Michael Jackson’d

To be sucked off so hard by an Asian guy that you become white from the waist down.

“Last night I got so Michael Jackson’d”

by Jeffacake23 June 12, 2025

Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of whether they are male or female, they all physically begin to resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.

Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing Michael Moore Singularity.

by bonestone June 13, 2025

Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of gender, they all eventually begin to physically resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.

Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing the Michael Moore Singularity.

by bonestone June 13, 2025

Michael Mrucz

He is a gaming YouTuber who streams and post NASCAR related content. He has 65,000+ subscribers on YouTube. He started his current YouTube channel in February 2016.

Yo you heard of that YouTuber, Michael Mrucz? He’s mad funny.

by massify June 19, 2025

Michael

bitch.

Michael’s a bitch

by blehblahbleh July 4, 2025