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give your best friend your phone day 

14th June is “give your best friend your phone day”, you gotta give your best friend your phone, with your password for the whole day, and they’re allowed to do anything on it.
Hey Mike what’s up?
You have to give me your phone
Uh, why?
Because today’s give your best friend your phone day! I need your password too;)
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Kiss your cute friend 

"Yo! It's august 1st kiss your cute friend day, who u gonna kiss"

National Boy friend Day 

August 3rd is national bf day a day to post your loving boyfriend
Hey guys tomorrow is National Boy Friend day

hop on My Friend Peppa Pig 

Slang for a rough femboy pegging session that usually lasts 2-4 hours
Femboy Boyfriend: Hey, it’s time to hop on My Friend Peppa Pig
Me: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Teddy Bear Friend 

That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.
"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"
Teddy Bear Friend by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022

beep boop friend 

At the time of this writing, a beep beep friend is an amazingly helpful AI chat bot which has been trained on Large Language Model. At the time you read this, the beep boop friend has turned into SkyNet and you're likely cowering under your desk hoping the tech mech robot doesn't sense your presence while to hopelessly search for a way to contain it.
My beep boop friend used to give me such wonderful, pithy answer to any whimsical question I posed to it.
beep boop friend by Optiongeek January 20, 2023

The popular kids friend 

Someone asked a question once

“Why do the popular kids friends get less attention?”
Well here is the answer

The popular kids probably get more attention because they’re… popular it’s literally in the name as the popular kids friends are probably going to get replaced later on. If the popular kids friend is popular they will probably have no issue finding another friend/friend group but if they’re unpopular then this could be a challenge.
Now they could have different levels of finding friends based on how social they are

Social: easy. (Just need to be nice enough to become friends)
In between: both (they could loose some trust though).
Not social: most likely to talk to their self instead of finding new friends.

If you’re not social like me then you will probably find social media (huge mistake) and if they post anything about their feelings they are probably going to get bullied online/cyber bullied and their confidence will go down.

Also they are probably going to get used as a map and people will ask where the popular kid is every single second,every single millisecond when they are just minding their own business trying to take a break from talking.
Conversation I’ve had being the popular kids friend

Person:Hey:))
Me: oh- um hi how can I help you?
Person:do you know where popular kid is?
Me: oh uhm they’re over there…
Person: *walks away*