cum pets

Children.

These kids are cum pets!

by Ice Hooker July 30, 2022

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Cum

The white slippery warm goop that girls like swallowing for some reason

Girl: Hey, can you cum in my mouth?
Boy: You do realize that cum is not meant to be used for pleasure. It is only their for the human race to continue to grow and so the human population doesn’t drop to zero
Girl: Just shut up and cum in my mouth

Boy: Ok

by Obese gigachad July 20, 2022

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Post cum tremble

Post Cum Tremble is the sensation of cumming, minutes after actually cumming!!! A tremor….an aftershock.

10 minutes after we fucked; my body started shaking like I was nutting again, but there wasn’t any cum, just the feeling of it…. Post Cum Tremble…. Like the aftershock of an earthquake, after the earthquake!!

by The Mirakuru August 10, 2024

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pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit

I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises

by Dhernandez240 June 6, 2017

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Cum

The pasty white sauce that pairs perfectly with a sausage, something that your mother likes to eat

The cum had cum so he cummed in her because cum.

by MeropeSpica June 9, 2022

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Cum Combover

The results of getting cum on your stomach and trying to wipe it off with a tissue, resulting in it getting matted down into an unsightly combover.

My partner was over last night and after we had relations, I had the lost unsightly cum combover and had to take a shower. My stomach looked like the top of my uncle Larry's head.

by mrvincent May 18, 2021

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