"who baby dat?"

a phrase used to express confusion

origins: young african american women

"who baby dat?"(said in sassy tone while trying to determine ownership of a baby)

"The other day my math teacher asked me if I knew how to computer the volume of a cube and I was all like, "who baby dat?"

by gremlin1122 August 21, 2006

Shoulders Make Babies

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.

Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!

by Trashist January 11, 2017

dead baby joke

Simply the best kind of joke there is.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

by cakelove May 14, 2005

golden baby

When your dick gets so hard it almost seems to glow. Dicks create babies so when you dick is amazingly hard you are going to attempt making a "golden baby" with your amazingly hard ass "golden" dick.

WOW that Brazilian boy has one golden baby!

by happybum77 March 30, 2008

Baby Rib Noob

Someone who doesn't know what a baby rib t-shirt is

Originating from the Speed gamers 2010 Mother Marathon

Ted: What's a baby rib?
Bob: Get out of here, baby rib noob

by Daamien May 24, 2010

wave o' babies

I wave consisting of babies that crashes upon What's her face. It is announced by a tourist looking man.

This comes from an episode of Teen girl squad created by Strong Bad.

Teen Girl Squad Decemberween edition!

by brooke July 12, 2004

celebrity baby names

Curious onomastic phenomenon amongst celebrity couples, whereby they attempt to exceed each other with the absurdity of the names they give to their children. In an attempt to avoid convention, celebrities appear to select their names by playing darts against a wall-mounted world map, taking them from a translation book or Starbucks menu, and if all else fails, make it up. Little regard is given to the psychological trauma they will inflict on their children, until it is too late.

A few celebrity baby names:

Tu (Rob Morrow)
Wilf (Hermoine Norris)
Whizdom (Jayson Williams)
Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)
Speck Wildhorse and Hud (John Mellencamp)
Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette)
Audio Science (Shannyn Sossaman and Dallas Clayton)
Zowie (David Bowie)
Rolan (Marc Bolan)
Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow)
Jett (Kelly Preston and John Travolta)
Hopper (Sean Penn)
Ireland (Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin)
Makena'lei (Helen Hunt)
Phinnaeus (Julia Roberts)
Bluebell Madonna (Geri Halliwell)
Shiloh Nouvel (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
Sailor (Christie Brinkley)
Banjo (Rachel Griffiths)
Daisy Boo (Jamie Oliver)
Kyd (Tea Leoni and David Duchovny)
Dixie Dot (Colin MacDougall)
Crumpet (Lisa Vidal and Jay Cohen)
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (Bono)
Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)
Reignbeau and Freedom (Ving Rhames)
Lyric and Zephyr (Robby Benson)
Seven and Puma (Erykah Badu)
Denim and Diezel (Toni Braxton)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence)
Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie (Paula Yates and Bob Geldof)
Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)
Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Muffin (Frank Zappa)
Prince Michael, Prince Michael II and Paris Michael (Michael Jackson)
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)

by What is Fanbitch? September 2, 2008