Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.

Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself

by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023

Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017

Big dees nuts

The biggest of nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts

by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.

Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!

by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021

Fuck Nut

1: A person who is so incredibly retarded that they do literally everything in the dumbest fuckin way possible

2: A person who makes insanely idiotic mistakes on a hourly to daily basis and is too stupid to

A: Fix them.

B: Realize they did something retarded in the. first place

A: Omfg George wth are you doing? Why are you such a fuck nut?

B: My brothers are a bunch of fuck nuts.

C: Melissa doesn't realize how much of a fuck up she is, she's such a fuck nut

by TabrisDefinitions January 28, 2023

pst nut clarity

that was my mistake, i wanted to write "post nut clarity" but here we are now!

Mike: pst nut clarity.
Jake: Are you sure you don't mean "Post nut clarity"?
Mike: No, i actually mean "pst nut clarity"
Jake: Are you high or something??
Mike: No

by oh-shit-its-astrality December 8, 2024

chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma July 5, 2012