Dick Cheese 

Otherwise known as sperm, skeet, jizz, and/or spooge.

I shot my dick cheese all over Kyle's mom.

Dick Cheese by Shmell from Htown December 25, 2007

cheesedick wave

a wave that signifies someone as a complete cheesedick, ass-clown, tool-bag or chach-bag. sometimes a wave used by really old, really drunk men.

step 1: the waver points his open hand, palm facing the ground, at the person to be waved at.

step 2: the waver closes hand and points his index finger at the person to be waved to

step 3: repeat step 1

Put it all together: open hand(palm facing ground), point, open hand

"That chach-bag just gave me the cheesedick wave"

cheesedick wave by bud light August 29, 2008

Cheesebat 

The usage of the word "cheese" or the idea of cheese in aid of humor or for general odditie or just to reinstate the fact that cheese is awesome. Which it is.

That guy's username is such a Cheesebat, or: That was an exceptionally funny cheesebat.

Cheesebat by noogle November 18, 2003

cheese 

a drab and probably yeast-infected woman.

ew! look at that cheese.

cheese by 123bca March 1, 2009

Cheese Defense 

She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.

After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.

Cheese Defense by timmy gruich January 18, 2009

cheese 

sexual intercourse

man, i got that cheese last night!

cheese by csmittayyyy13 March 31, 2009

Cheese 

A common codeword for marijuana. Often used in the presence of authoritative figures to dismay any suspicions of consumption of marijuana.

"Wanna go halves on some cheese?"

"If there's one thing I enjoy more than any other, it's a good bit of cheese."

Cheese by jackcansingcsharp April 28, 2009