Cheese

Cheese, that one food people eat.

I FUCKING HATW CHEESW SO MYCH I HOPE IT SOTPS BWING A RHIGN ITS SO NASTY AND GEOSS

person 1 "I like cheese actually"
Person 2 "KILL YIURSELF NSKWOWO!"

by Partysyss March 17, 2023

Gruyère Cheese

When an uncircumsized man refuses or isn't taught how to clean underneath the foreskin of his penis, a thick layer of gruyère cheese can build up underneath. This can be used as a spread for bagels and muffins.

A warm and moist environment will produce a more flavorful and fragrant gruyère cheese.

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 6, 2019

grading the cheese

when a girl rubs her bare ass while farting on a mans six pack.

this girl and i were dancing last night and she started grading the cheese

by Alyssa and Travis September 22, 2013

Bread & Cheese

The bread is another word for the penis, and the cheese is the vagina. When you mix the two together you get bread & cheese.

“That’s some nice Bread & Cheese”

“Can I dip my bread in your cheese” - a man to his gf

by Big Ball 1234 April 22, 2025

Cheese

1. To smile

2. To exploit

3. Money/ a form of currency

1. Look how hard he's cheese-ing on his birthday.

2a. I know how to cheese the slot machines at the casino.

2b. He only won because he cheesed the whole game

3. You want to make some cheddar cheese tonight?

by ObiJakobe April 28, 2023

chee

one fruity mf

man: “u see that fruity lookin dude over there?”
other man: “yeah”
man: “must be a Chee..”

by attratt November 22, 2021

cheese churne

An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.

I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.

by shockin burt June 23, 2017