person 1: Why does Kate have a black eye?
person 2: she must be a black eyed susan.
person 1: a what?
person 2: a loud mouth house wife.
person 2: she must be a black eyed susan.
person 1: a what?
person 2: a loud mouth house wife.
by Skags123 March 26, 2007
A natural condition or social engineering of an individual's mentality and intellect which does not permit said individual to question why scientists are able to create an artificial black hole in a Large Hadron Collider, yet the automobile manufacturers are unable to market all 2009 models of automobiles with a CAFE standard of 100+ miles per gallon.
Person 1: "Have you seen the 2009 models from Detroit and Tokyo, yet? There are some sick looking rides and they've increased the fuel efficiency."
Person 2: "Yeah. They've barely increased the efficiency."
Person 1: "Every little bit helps and you can't expect them to be able to make great leaps and bounds in technology overnight. These things take time to engineer and develop."
Person 2: "They had prototypes that got over 100 miles per gallon in the year 1950. Wake up, dude. You have Black Hole Syndrome."
Person 2: "Yeah. They've barely increased the efficiency."
Person 1: "Every little bit helps and you can't expect them to be able to make great leaps and bounds in technology overnight. These things take time to engineer and develop."
Person 2: "They had prototypes that got over 100 miles per gallon in the year 1950. Wake up, dude. You have Black Hole Syndrome."
by Alpha Aquarius October 07, 2008
by Blackfrican American December 06, 2020
to take a black and mild cigar and remove the tobacco from it then replace the tobacco with weed, marijauna, sticky green etc. the cheap version of a blunt only it's less conspicuous and easier to hide in public when smoking. very common with the northeast ohio region, black population. bone thugs and harmony refer to this in their song first of tha month. eg freakin me black n mild headed cross town...
I'll be "freakin a black and mild" up in here to take wit me tonight to tha party while we chills fo real
"Yo dog, you got that blunt?" naaa man, I just freaked this black and mild though"
"Yo dog, you got that blunt?" naaa man, I just freaked this black and mild though"
by slangdazzle January 09, 2010
Your average black girl who get wasted and lays around with too much men; will have children by five different men, and she can't tell which child is fathered by who. Is constantly angry and envious because she is still dealing with the piss-poor fallout of her stupid choices, and takes it out on her children.
She views herself as being better than her fellows, when in reality she is little more than scum and with good reason.
She views herself as being better than her fellows, when in reality she is little more than scum and with good reason.
by LyassacheckList August 12, 2016
While skiing with your partner, have them skiing backwards between your skis. With sufficient momentum, have your partner crouch down and proceed to provide oral stimulation of the genitals. Like the sexual acts namesake, this move is for experts only.
Me and my girlfriend successfully pulled off the Double Black Diamond, making the snow a lot stickier for skiers behind us.
by skipatrol69 January 16, 2013
A band that is associated with the emo/scene kids community but are just rock. Their idols/inspirations are hair bands like motley crue etc etc. Personally i do not like them as i think they try to hard. But if you like them that's fine ✌
Mature fan: hey what are your favorite bands? Mine are pierce the veil, black veil brides and fallout boy :)
Me: hmm.... I like my chemical romance and bring me the horzion tbh i don't really care for BVB but if you like them that's cool
Mature fan: Ok cool! What is your favorite song by my chem?
*has a friendly conversation*
Immature fan: OMG i love black veil brides and suicide silence so much! What are your favorite songs by them?
Me: i don't really like BVB and i haven't really listened to suicide silence that much but if you like them that's cool 🤙
Immature fan: omG hOw cOuld yOu noT liKe theM?!?!?!?!? anDy iS sO haWTT tHaT i cOulD pEE mY paNtS!!!!
Me: Please stop. You are one of the reasons people don't like the band and give them a bad reputation
*Bonk's her over the head with squidward's clarinet 10 times and dumps her in a dumpster*
The fanbase, world and band: FINALLY
Me: hmm.... I like my chemical romance and bring me the horzion tbh i don't really care for BVB but if you like them that's cool
Mature fan: Ok cool! What is your favorite song by my chem?
*has a friendly conversation*
Immature fan: OMG i love black veil brides and suicide silence so much! What are your favorite songs by them?
Me: i don't really like BVB and i haven't really listened to suicide silence that much but if you like them that's cool 🤙
Immature fan: omG hOw cOuld yOu noT liKe theM?!?!?!?!? anDy iS sO haWTT tHaT i cOulD pEE mY paNtS!!!!
Me: Please stop. You are one of the reasons people don't like the band and give them a bad reputation
*Bonk's her over the head with squidward's clarinet 10 times and dumps her in a dumpster*
The fanbase, world and band: FINALLY
by Annoying obsessed band people August 15, 2019