Penis

Noun.
The male reproductive organ used to urinate and have intercourse with a female. Most animals have a bone called a baculum, also known as the penis bone, but humans lack a baculum, and have a penis fully made of muscle.
Plural:penises

"a penis is the male reproductive organ"

by Gretelismycat June 15, 2025

Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th

Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)

by SebastianP March 25, 2024

The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

penis sucker dick gobbler

a really nice dog

Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

Peni

Much like cacti is used when multiple dicks are out. This is just another way to say dicks.

At the glory holes there was 7 peni pointing towards the one room

by Kitty257 March 6, 2019