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Seeing High Dog

Chaperone for when a person is far too high to function. Helps to assist them in everyday tasks, such as driving and going to Taco Bell. Not usually a role you want to have to play.
I was stuck being Joe's seeing high dog when he ripped the bong a few too many times. I didn't even get to smoke.
by GimmeYourFruitCocktail November 13, 2011
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Mini corn dogging

To be mini corn dogging is to have a penis that is the size of a mini corn dog. Aka a tiny penis.
Guy 1: Did you hear that all these years Charlie has been mini corn dogging it?

Guy 2: Omg! I knew all those steroids would catch up to him!
by Random rawdog July 2, 2011
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Texas Prairie Dog

When you are prairie dogging and extraordinarily large, girthy turd and you watch go in and out with a hand mirror.
I used my sister’s hand mirror last night to do the Texas prairie dog.

That shit I was holding was worthy of a Texas prairie dog. I watched it for a good 20 minutes go in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018
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Un-service Dog

The act of bringing your undisciplined, unfriendly, awkwardly intimidated, mange infested,tick dropping, anal gland needs a popping, DAWG ( no association to Dog the Bounty Hunter* to a 3 star restaurant in Florida thinking your cool.
Bro! That scabby, scaley ,disease assed dog must be an un-service dog , cuz he be dragging it like it died a week ago.

Friend: True dat!
#unservicedogslivesmatter #webarksowhat #furrywhodidnotaskforthisdig #birdsarentreal
by British Gal 1973 June 11, 2022
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dog on yo face

When having sex with a female, the placing of a stuffed dog of moderate size on the face of the female.
1. Joanna got dog on yo face today.
2. DOG ON YO FACE!!!!
by squiggles bear May 30, 2010
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Triple dog lick

The triple dog lick, sexual technique is one that is unmatched in power and emotion. This secret technique, once learned the meaning, it cannot be told or taught to anyone except once a month(The 11th of the month, preferably.) you could only teach it to one person a month as well.
This the the craziest sex move that exists today, and possibly for all time. The effort it takes to learn how to do this sexual experience is practically impossible, and extreme. People who learn what it means and how to do it must honor the code of the triple dog lick, and not spread it
Yo did you triple dog lick last night??
Are you kidding me! that could kill a man! dangerous stuff bro!
by Kingshlong1 March 17, 2009
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Grilled Hot Dog

When a girl is giving a guy a blow job she stops right before he cums and bites him all along his penis, creating marks that resemble grill marks on a hot dog.
Because Sherry's man had a huge ego and was arrogant, she decided to give him a Grilled Hot Dog to curb his attitude and to get revenge for the time he gave Jenny the eye.
by TRX534 November 29, 2009
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