dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while I'm with this a dumbass friend is a friend who is dumb and or an ass.
Me: you what's poppin

Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD"
by Cumrocket69420 July 17, 2022
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dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while writing this a dumbass friend is usually a friend that's an ass and or dumb as hell so 9 times out of 10 you have dumbass friends.
A dumbass friend is a friend that's dumb and or ass.
Me: yo what's popping
Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD" so that is a dumbass friend.
by Cumrocket69420 July 17, 2022
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Meme friends

Friends who are having a swell time sharing meme's with each other. These special kind of friends also refer to themselfes as Meme God's, Meme Queens and Meme Kings.
The two strangers didn't have anything in common, until they started sharing meme's with each other. And so they became meme friends.
by Shantidevi July 14, 2017
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Stray Friend

The straight-gay best friend of many girls. They are straight but have gay-like qualities.
Person 1: Hey you wanna come over, my stray friend is making pancakes, with ice cream
by Hellotherefriend November 09, 2020
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Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 07, 2012
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Satilite Friend

A friend of a friend that you otherwise not activly meet. Mostly you are not that close with that person. Without the planet, you dont see the satalite.
I know someone that could help but he is a satilite friend. Since this is not that importend, we ll find it out ourself.
by Münchner August 27, 2023
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Rotten friend

Straight up tooken, if it ain't yo freshest Jordans being stripped off yo thugish feet then, then it's some Velcro crested purse snatcher trying to get yo girls purse. Can't have that tho.. I'm down to 4 baby momas now. Shits cutting into my money flow.... Ya digg????
hey buddy . Can I get a ride to my truck this morning from my house ... Money's tight.... hopefully your my pal and won't take advantage of me like a ROTTEN FRIEND!
Them : My friend said he can get you but it's going to cost you 100 bucks send me the addersse if you want to do that he drives real fast to so be ready for that
by Being nigged April 30, 2022
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