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neck cheese

the funny stuff behind your penis. its kinda white and yellow. DONT EAT IT
daniel: hey Noah! i got neck cheese!
Noah: wow so cool! very neat indeed.
by bouletman12 September 7, 2023
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Anal Mac and Cheese

When you are fucking someone and you shove mac and cheese up their asshole and take a spoon and eat some of it
1: "Yesterday, I had some anal mac and cheese with my sister and it had such a distinct flavor"

2: "What the actual fuck is wrong with you."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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cheese

cheese.
by rurhedueeudhiuerh April 17, 2022
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Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.
Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023
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Shropshire Blue cheese

An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.
Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom
by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023
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dom cheese

Only one who has name dom with at his disposal circumcised foreskin.
“Dom can I eat your dom cheese I’m hungry.”
“Dom cheese
by NonstopSpore877 September 10, 2019
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Irish Cheese

1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.

2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much
1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.

2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.
by MNEman14 November 8, 2010
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