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National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face
Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!
by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021
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ily-ation sensation thats filling the nation

meaning every one is falling in love.
can be used as a form of asking some one are they in love.
ask someone do they love you.
1. omg how much the ily-ation sensation thats filling the nation is goin on.
2.are you going ily-ation sensation thats filling the nation?
3.do you feel ily-ation sensation thats filling the nation about me?
by lucie kait June 14, 2007
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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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National give your girlfriend dick day

On may 21st you must give your girlfriend all the dick she wants, no matter what.
Today is National give your girlfriend dick day, are you excited
by dog1010 May 21, 2020
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National grab what you want week

On November 3-9 you can grab any girls ass without permission as many times as you want even if they don’t like it
“Bro look at her thick ass

“I can grab it it’s national grab what you want week so we can do it all week”

“So I can grab her tits too”

“Yes”
by Hippieboy42069 November 4, 2019
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National Stop making fake Holidays Day

Definition: National stop making fake Holidays Day
Use:
Person 1: Today is national people who are 6'0 and have black hair day! Because I said it is!
Person 2: No.
by makeitnow December 6, 2020
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National have sex with your ex day

National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.
Oh yes it’s National have sex with your ex day, March 23 , time to text that big booty bitch ;)
by National fuck your ex March 23, 2021
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