Pulled a moses

A friend that dips on you by being asleep he is often a midget and shares these qualities:
1) is a loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities.
2) Sometimes a slight homosexual.

Friend 1: yo haha i'm ready let's go out 😃
Friend 2:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Friend 1: this fag just pulled a moses on me🙄

by Phata August 23, 2021

Pulling an Omri

Offering a supplier a fraction of their initial product cost, so the product is sold at a loss.

The seller paid $1.00 per mask, the buyer is "pulling an Omri" by offering 30 cents per mask after low-balling the seller.

by The best seller August 23, 2021

pulled a kyle

pulled a kyle: you date a guy in college and commit to a long-term relationship. the guy lives with you to avoid a dorm and pretends to love you. he pulled kyle

so you were in a relationship with a college sweetheart and he just left after graduating? wow he pulled a kyle

by notreallyapersonanymore May 14, 2022

Pulling a Max

being so horny that is absolutely goated especially in the GC.

Hey guys did you here about me Pulling a Max? last night I did a suicide jerk I was about to cum so I yelled ¨Girlfriend!! come quit!!" and as soon as she came in my room I 360 offed my bed no scoped nutted in her mouth giving her that special secret sauce. #LoveGF #whatachamp <3

by Fatcoochslayer69 December 9, 2021

Pulling a Jody

Adjusting the cards in your latest Magic deck, eating a large meal, taking a fat shit, or finishing a game of Madden. The more of those the better. This is usually done while a group of friends or family is waiting for u to so they can do something important, and takes and inordinately long time

Kid: Hey Mom, where’s dad? We’re gonna be late to my last baseball game of the season
Mom: IDK
Other kid: Oh, Dad’s in there pulling a Jody. He’s finishing up his dinner on the toilet. He got mad and told me to give him a minute when I told him u said to hurry up

by 1234loozer2000 January 24, 2022

Pulling A Pitman

When a journalist ignores a credible story and decides to tweet bad hot takes about football.

Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Pulling a Meesam

Pulling a Meesam is a new trancedentalist idea where one simultaneously beats thy meat while taking a shit.

Wanna join me in pulling a Meesam

by ColNart February 13, 2022