cheese pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of delicious cheeses, meats, and olives are arranged along your partner. You consume the cheese while binge watching your favorite trash TV series. It's only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021

To pull a Pelosi

When someone has developed such a pathological hatred of something that it begins to cloud their judgement to the point that it effects their ability to function as a normal human being.

Me: “Sorry Steve, I can’t come hunting with you this weekend, but when I told my mom about it she decided to pull a Pelosi and destroyed the furniture, tore up my homework threatened to withhold my allowance until she got what she wanted. She REALLY doesn’t like hunting”.

Steve: “no shit!”

by Gryph73 January 11, 2021

Pull a Cruz

To abandon struggling individuals during a time of great crisis rather than take personal responsibility.

1. I can't believe Ted chose to pull a Cruz and fly to Cancun during the great Texas winter storm of 2021.
2. It was shocking that Newt would pull a Cruz and leave his cancer-stricken wife for his mistress.

3. Donald choose to pull a Cruz by refusing to create a coordinated vaccination plan.

by Cheeky Dodger February 18, 2021

Pulled a Nelson

To fail to get a hard-on (especially due to alcohol consumption).

"Lawrence has gone and pulled a Nelson again, that man is incorrigible!"

by Samuraicop February 25, 2021

Pulled an Ammar

When you talk to a female and get her hyped up happy thinking shes gonna get married to you but then you tell her to fuck off.

Yo bro, remember that girl i was talking to, i Pulled an Ammar on her.

by RavingOneChow March 27, 2021

Pulling a Kimberly

When someone pulls on your heart strings and tries to make you the bad guy.

Kimberly texted RJ “I Guess I’m just not good enough”

RJ responded “quit trying to make me the bad guy, Quit pulling a Kimberly”

by the dopeist of limards May 5, 2021

pulling a jessica

to have the last word; to NEED to have the last word, no matter what

The conversation was clearly over, and I acknowledged the outcome, but she had to say that she was right.
She was really pulling a Jessica!

by rachelgreenfromfriends May 6, 2021