by AnudaJaniceRobles May 22, 2025
by Laxgirl6969 February 21, 2021
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 08, 2024
42
42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Not a very trustworthy source, I know
42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Not a very trustworthy source, I know
Deep Thought: The answer to life, the universe, and everything
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: is…
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: 42
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: is…
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: 42
by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023
Hey, you know that scene from Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy? The answer to life, the universe, and everything ? Yeah the answer is 42.
by DanielTheCake September 07, 2020
by silence28 March 16, 2021
A life of suffering is a point of view on ones life to the point of where they see no purpose left. These people may come off as depressed or suicidal, or even think of themselves a fuck up on this earth. Their troubles could be caused by breaking the law, drugs, or just being too much of a pussy to say anything to the girl of their dreams. These people generally do not accept help easily.
Friend: I heard from someone that you may be depressed
You: You're right I just am living my life of suffering
You: You're right I just am living my life of suffering
by S_X January 08, 2018