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Have you tasted Smurf cum

Yea
Smurf cum by P0rn lover November 13, 2020
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vape-o-cum 

Use a mod vape. Barr the clit of a girl, inhale a drag, and blow the vapor onto said clit. She will cum from the heat of the mouth and the cool of the vapor.
Dude, i did the vape-o-cum trick on my girl.
vape-o-cum by Limorette January 7, 2016

Snot Rocket Cum Sock 

where you make an artificial pussy out of a sock and then proceed to shoot a snot rocket into it as a lubricant and then proceed to ejaculate into it.
hey have you tried the snot rocket cum sock it feels so good?
definitely a beautiful person who loves the sex.
Usually someone who is in favor of cum everywhere and anywhere, and at anytime or place.
They are extremely sexual and their love making is breath taking.
Leslie is totally for-cum, we screwed in the elevator.
for-cum by Terry_kj July 26, 2008

Reverse Cum Slap

When a girl slaps a guy in the face with his own seamen.
Are you serious? Did you just reverse cum slap me? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU WHORE!

Opposite of cum slap
Reverse Cum Slap by PuntaCana March 13, 2010
The process of anal sweat that occurs during long car rides that congeals into a thick liquid, which requires adult wipes to provide relief.
"Can I eat your ass?"
"It was a 2 hour drive to your house I have hella ass cum"
"I'll get the wipes"