Friends

People who are complete assholes. They may look great, smart, nice from the outside, but really they just pure garbage cans.

I have a lot of friends...😭

by Obsecuresalad May 15, 2018

Friend Zone Body

FZB for short
A body type that automatically places you in friend zone territory.

A friend zone body (FZB) carries some attractive features, but some not so sexy features. For men, it could be a body type that is athletic, yet no abs showing. For women, it could be a short, skinny girl.

Friend: You should give him a chance. He always checks up on you.

Her: I would, but he got a Friend Zone Body.

by MarKey Soulé May 17, 2018

friend hickey

When you give your friend a hickey out of friendship

I just gave Jon a friend hickey.

by rosieposieprolapse May 17, 2018

Fisherman’s Friend

Fisherman's Friend is a brand of strong menthol lozenges produced by the Lofthouse company in Fleetwood, Lancashire, England.

People sometimes use them before they go down on they're partner to help them go longer.

Friend 1: What you and Stephanie getting up to tonight?
Friend 2: I’m going to give her the best time of her life.
Friend 1: How?
Friend 2: That’s easy, Fisherman’s Friend!
Friend 1: Oooh nice.

by Steaknight May 17, 2018

Friends

(friends) are da best thing you could have for a social life like they are they're all the time when you need them amrj

My Friends are nice.

by Rainystarzonfirewithice May 18, 2018

hello again my friends

Something you say for an entry of a daily blog, or just something to use around friends. Be warned: DO NOT ABUSE IT!

Hello again my friends, back again with another banger!

by CxUxL8RxM8ULER May 19, 2018

Good friend

Someone who will always be the first to respond to a text. He or she will always confort you and complement you when you are feeling blue.

"Man, oscar is such a good friend."

by Jhbkghkg May 19, 2018