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iPad kid society

The moniker given to the country Indonesia as the country with world's highest average screen time — i.e. 6.05 hours per day throughout early 2020's, now 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025. This Indonesian people's screen time is claimed to "rival that of iPad kids", hence the prefix "i-" in this slang term "iPad kid society" (meaning "the society consisting of persons who are addicted to screens") akcually stands for "Indonesia".
With everyone in Indonesia glued to their screens for over 7 hours a day, it's no wonder we call it the iPad kid society.
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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Central Kids

Bunch of weak kids that think they hard but in reality they a bunch of cup cakes and carry around STD`s.
North dudes are about to put a whoopin on Central Kids
by Central Kids September 9, 2019
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Kid

Mike: wE'rE nOt KiDs AnYmOre
by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019
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Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly
He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023
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Fortnite Kid

That one kid who sits in their chair all day and does not leave their room
by Fortnite Kid L April 9, 2022
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Scene Kid

The next worst thing to a faggot; someone who likes hardcore bands, bands w/o talent, and/or music that they think is awesome when it is god awful; one who likes to take it up the ass because there are probably some lucky charms up there that were inserted during casual sex at the mall
Eww..look at those scene kids.

Yeah, I bet they are going to Auntie Anne's to butter their faces so the dicks are easier to slide into their mouths.
by deathdude March 15, 2011
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Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.
I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids
by Dat1boii June 19, 2020
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