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Joe

Joe is a class clown who probably went through a phase in second grade where they picked their nose and ate it. Most Joes are complete idiots, why would I say this, I say this because they go by the name Joe.

For example I know a Joe, he pretends that we made out one time while that is comepletely false, I'm gay, and even if I wasn't I wouldn't kiss such a stereotypical banana peel.
Person 1 (new at school) "Joe's hot"
Person 2 " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Person 1 "Lol just kidding" (they weren't and now you made them feel self conscious about liking such a dickweed)
by -not a banana peel May 10, 2020
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Joe Davies

An very large bear with a great personality, Lights up a room with his shiny nose as he always has a cold. Makes everyone laugh because his face is just that funny
Joe Davies is on his way you can see his nose from a Mile away
by Anonymouskoala February 15, 2020
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Joe

Teacher: (calling atendance) Bobby, and Sue! Did I miss anyone?
Kid: Yeah you missed Joe.... JOE MAMA! HA!
All the other kids: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
by Joe MAMA!!! HA October 24, 2019
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Joe

The embodiment of pure chaos when you add in the word "who" behind it.
by Crabium October 22, 2019
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Joe Biden

A butch girl that voted for Joe Biden in 2020 and met him during a campaign stop somewhere in Delaware.

He's really funny and he looks and reminds me a lot of my father. I honestly love his green policies and he's pretty rad.

I mean, what's more to say about an old man...oh, I almost forgot that my dad's favorite car is a Corvette, don't know if it's Ford that makes them (don't know much about cars...).
I met and voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election!
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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Joe

MAY GOD PRAY FOR ME FOR WHAT IM ABOUT TO DO
JOE MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by xxIWANTTOCOMMITDIExx October 8, 2020
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Happy Joe's

Happy Joe's is an American pizza parlor chain based in Bettendorf, Iowa. The restaurant chain was founded in 1972 by Lawrence Joseph "Happy Joe" Whitty, a former Shakey's Pizza manager. Their locations are spread out across the Midwestern and Southern United States,1 as well as the Middle East. The idea for the chain came from a combination of a pizza parlor and ice cream palace On September 15, 2022, the company filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, and would close several corporate-owned locations.
In 2022, Happy Joe's has plans to expand their operations to the Middle East and North Africa. They have plans to open at least 25 new restaurants across Bahrain, Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Morocco, Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the U.A.E. over the course of 10 years. The first locations the chain plans to open will be in Cairo, Egypt, where they had one previously
by SPrice1980 June 8, 2023
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