Free my lemons

another, cleaner way of saying FML. It works best when you do not want people (such as your grandparents) to hear you say the word "fuck."

UGH!! Why can't a just get this right? I'm good at pretty much everything else! *sigh* Free My Lemons.

by hellokittylitter15 March 6, 2011

all in my hay!

When a person is all up in your business/ convo. has no clue of who what when where or why your talking about but keep asking questions while telling a story or talking about someone.

I was talking to Debbie about another person`s business when Joe butted in being newsy asking questions and who I was talking about. I told him to butt out!! your all in my hay!

by joefromphilly March 24, 2011

buttering my nuggets

making a living on the farm by spreading nutella on you nuggets which is also known as bread or toast
taking nuteela and spreading it on a piece of burnt bread. its sometimes more delicious if the bread is on fire

earning money by buttering my nuggets

by cheerleader96 July 24, 2011

rape my lizard

An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")

Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!

by Teratogen December 11, 2011

shakin' my twizzler

To cause a twizzler to move to and fro with jerky movements.
"shaking"

"shook" I shook my twizzler.

"shaken" my twizzler was badly shaken

"if you know what I mean"

I was like huuuuh,u were like whaaaaa and I was shakin' my twizzler

by The Alpha and The Omega 78 November 21, 2011

Harsh my groove

Bring someone down or bum them out when they are in their groove

Dude was trying to harsh my groove, not cool.

by Hippie Lovegods August 29, 2011

Ranch On My Lap

Ranch On My Lap is an expression used to describe when semen is present on the area located on or near the pelvic region to which an individual may exclaim when questioned about its origins.

The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.

Also known as ROML

Real life usage:

Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............

Online usage:

Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........

by DanElKushwizdaLyricalFauxpas September 12, 2011