Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"

by Rock it February 15, 2010

Side Undy Dog

Performing doggy style without removing the woman's underwear; instead, slightly parting them to the side.

"Bitch was too lazy to take her undies off so I gave her the Side Undy Dog"

by Semicolon Leftbracket September 28, 2009

Soggy hot dog

N.-

A wet penis, soaked with ejaculate or lube, between two butt cheeks, male or female.

N.-

A bedraggled penis

Officer Julian relieved Officer Joe of his duties after giving him a soggy hot dog.

by xzero1500 September 4, 2014

Mississippi Mug Dog

The sexual act of 2 men "69ing" with lime (No you can't fucking use orange) Otter Pops in their anal cavities. As things get heated the ice pops melt and you get a treat to reward you for doing a good job.

* on phone* "Yo, Jake and I totally pulled a Mississippi Mug Dog last night. It was amazing, you should try it. Yeah, ok, love you too mom."

by MindOverModder October 8, 2017

your dog incest

used to insult someone that just roasted you with the your dad lesbian comeback.
an excellent counter attack that might save your life

guy: your dad lesbian
me: no your dog incest lmao

guy: oh fucc *commits suicide*

by saltysoldierr March 14, 2018

Trouser Chili Dog

A trouser chili dog is created when a guy accidentally diarrhea's his jeans and gets some on his plumper.

Alt. The "end" result of anal sex with a diarrhea sufferer.

Bob got really drunk at the frat party and served himself a double helping of trouser chili dog.

alt. Tom was taking it in the ass and left Sam with a trouser chili dog as a gift.

by hobotronic2037 February 27, 2011

Seeing High Dog

Chaperone for when a person is far too high to function. Helps to assist them in everyday tasks, such as driving and going to Taco Bell. Not usually a role you want to have to play.

I was stuck being Joe's seeing high dog when he ripped the bong a few too many times. I didn't even get to smoke.

by GimmeYourFruitCocktail November 13, 2011