Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

by ChaseA January 8, 2026

Litter back

When one has poor hygiene similar to an animal unable to wipe or clean themselves ethically.

Friend:” hey man, how was Lauren after the party?”
“Lauren’s hot, yeah… but I almost puked when i found out she’s a litter back. Talk about up shits creek dude.”

by Goldenwolfganglion January 14, 2025

?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

you dont want piguy to ever come back to your server

me - ?ban
dyno - command ?ban ?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
piguy - DSIOCRD MOD LMFAOOOOOOO
me - ?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

by 584940493395874392034839394 January 16, 2025

I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

I shank backs

What I call hispanics with no common sense.

Person 1: are you a Hispanic with no common sense.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are a "I Shank Backs"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Wallace-Back

Wallace Mac is a phrase used to describe a weak man, both mentally and physically. This phrase is reference to a weak mindset and a "bad back".

The phrase can be used to describe pain or used as sarcasm.

There's a RFTS coming up. Waste of time. Might just Wallace-Back it.

Feeling a bit stiff from sleeping funny last night, my mattress has given me real bad Wallace-Back.

I nutted in my misses and felt a horrible twitch as I did the full unload. I tried to stand up but my Wallace Back had went.

by Alzpalmer January 18, 2025

A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025