Fart Knocker

Fart Knocker is a term for someone who is incompetent, stupid and farts too much

John is such a fart knocker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 23, 2023

Old Fart

An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.

“Well old fart, you aren’t getting any younger any younger.”

by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

fart noises

the noise when u fart

person1: hey how are you today?
person2: *fart noises*

by reeseypoopie March 29, 2023

I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.

by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man

Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us

by Dickchocker69420 April 3, 2023

fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss

You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.

by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

fart cloud

The area in which a fart is smelled forms an invisible cloud

Ew! What a stink, I stepped into your fart cloud.

by Silent Barracuda January 15, 2023