jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

by senior jota April 10, 2023

Jacked up

Used commonly in bridal TV programmes to describe adding accessories to enhance the look. When a bride finds a dress that she likes, the consultant may offer to jack her up, meaning to add all the accessories like tiara and veil so that she can visualise how she may look on her wedding day.

Bride-to-be: I love this wedding dress.
Consultant: Would you like to see it jacked up?

by FireflyScotland May 22, 2021

jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

by wabiisabii October 23, 2016

jack low

This ones interesting
A Jack low is a body shot of Jack Daniels taken from a woman's vigina or bum hole.

When your friends ask if the want to take a Jack low shot, you know the party's over...

Picture the scene, your at your mates 22 birthday party and the House lit.
( your buddy Drake who you're okay friends with only because you know that he's into some weird shit ): "yo lets step this house up with some Jack low shots!"

by Big man john March 4, 2017

JACK BINGLE

the most majestic, charismatic, beautiful man you’ve ever seen

nobody has ever been as superb as jack bingle

OMG JACK BINGLE IS HERE HES SO CUTE

by plum pudding October 20, 2025

Jack Sparrow

There should be a 'Captain' in that somewhere...

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow,Savvy?

by Its m3 April 17, 2020

to pull a jack

a variation of angry white boy memes, to pull a jack means to cut your friends out of photos, post snapchat rants about them and do other petty shit when u argue

Omg did you hear about him throwing his housewarming gift out the window last night?
Oh yeah he got mad and decided to pull a jack

by ohdoja February 16, 2022