Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019

Fat pigs and trump

If you mad at someone just say fat pigs and trump

Someone: your ugly

You: fat pigs and trump

by Lily aka dumb blond November 22, 2019

fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

Dumb fat Ginger

A fat ginger that goes on rants about dumb stuff usually named Landon

Landon is such a dumb fat ginger he makes no sense sometimes

by Cumswallower September 18, 2021

fat knock

Typically a girl named Ellie that lives in ballincollig

Or any girl that has a big belly

Typically a heavy girl or unfit

A girl that eats there boyfriends dinner

Sham is that Ellie the fat Knock

Mam Ellie’s after eating my dinner the fat knock

by Sussy dog 68 March 15, 2024

Fat fucking ass

An individual with an extremely voluptuous derriere

Chad and some of his buddies from the lacrosse team we’re leaving the gym when they noticed an attractive woman. Chad turned to his buddies and said, “ damn…. That’s a fat FUCKING ass.” (Emphasis on the FUCKING)

by Sexycounselor123 July 3, 2023

Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016