October 9th

On October 9th you can legally tell a child under the age of 7 that Santa isn’t real

Child: excited for Christmas

Guy on October 9th: yeah, so Santa isn’t real lmao
Child: crys*

by Japan_in_1945 November 23, 2021

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October 1st

The day a real nigga was born. Specifically ah nigga named Dennis. You kno, the tall one from MoVal. Yea… dat nigga.

That mf dennis was born October 1st

by Ratchetassbitchh November 23, 2021

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17th of October

Kay’s birthday

kay is so hot and cool and you should wish them a very happy birthday on this day every year <3

“yo have you heard it’s the 17th of October? kay’s birthday?”
“omg that’s today?! LES GO kay is so pogchamp i will def buy them an expensive gift for their bday”

by The pogster November 23, 2021

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October 27th

if you're born this day you're a lucky person . You're intelligent , nice and a loyal friend .

Is he born in October 27th ? Yes why ? He is the smartest person in our class .

by zoro13 November 23, 2021

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The most deceitful month of the year. It's just like the fuckening, but it lasts for a whole month.

First few days are going too well, Your wildest dreams come true, then halfway through the month your worst nightmares come true, and everything falls apart, and by the end of the month you'll be relieved that it is finally over, and you'll be celebrating the best day of the year, Halloween.

"I'm having the worst luck ever, And I was doing so well two weeks ago! What the fuck happened"

"Bro, It's october. You can't trust october"

by Yourluna(tic)goddess May 24, 2023

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