I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

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Wall of life

Exactly like a wall of death, except that you hug the person on the other side instead of mosh

"Dude, the wall of life at the concert was lit. I haven't felt properly hugged in ages"

by ofvirtue01 April 7, 2025

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i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.

If you miss this shot you don't believe that shreck is life

by 2pumpsaway6969 April 8, 2025

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Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.

When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.

by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025

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