National beat your mother to a Pult day

Literally beat the shit out of your mom

God I love National beat your mother to a pult day

by Dagger189 August 28, 2019

National boys do what they want month

January is the month where every guy gets to do everything he wants with a girl and the girl have to let him.

Her: hey! Why did u put ur hand on my pussy

Him: it's national boys do what they want month I'm allowed

Her: oh, okay! Why didn't u say that before?

by phobi_girlll January 12, 2020

May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day

May 16th is national kiss the homies day. Remember, kissing the homies isn’t gay; cheeks and the forehead are the best places. Girls are homies too ;)

“Yo m8! iIts May 16th- National Kiss the Homies Day!”*kisses homie on the forehead* “no homo tho bro”

by Priest_Cecelian February 27, 2020

National Slap Your Short Friend Day

December 15th is national slap your Short Friend Day!

Have fun slapping those little pests!

Joe "Hey Amanda it's National Slap Your Short Friend Day! I get to slap you!"

Amanda "JOE N-"

Joe "slaps her"

by Idklol1790 December 14, 2022

National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day

On October 22nd you have the right to your shortest friend across the face

Did you hear that tomorrow is National Slap Your Shortest Friend Day!

by Cap'nCrunch69 October 17, 2021

National abuse your boy bsf day

September 10th is national beat your boy bsf day, this is a day where its ok to abuse your male friends.

Boy- why tf do you keep hitting me?
Girl- because it’s National abuse your boy bsf day!

by Tuna is disgusting September 7, 2022

National Girls Yes Day Part 2

November 20th is national Girls Yes Day Part 2.

Hey today is national girls yes day part 2!!

by YaBoiK November 17, 2020