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Stupid ass jack

This nigga is an absolute dumbfuck. He gets 0 bitches and constantly hets bullied at school. Nobody likes him and the very thought of him grants displeasure. He leaves a trail of misery and idiocy every where he goes and has the iq of a carrot. Jack is the type of guy to call a boy with his girlfriend “sus” he thinks that everything is a meme and will t-pose at funerals. He’s an over shrimp dicked nigger who gets butt raped by every homesexial Pakistanis
Person 1: is that stupid ass jack?
Everyone: “kills themselves because of the thought of jack”
by Negroslayer69 July 1, 2023
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jack

the best person to ever exist. if you know a jack please go tell him he is the best. you will never meet someone like him. he is so caring and kind and you can always go to him to talking about anything. be grateful if you know a jack <3.
jack is the best.
by user382038483 July 28, 2022
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bin-jacked

If you're at an amusement park, such as Cedar Point, and you put your backpack or something in the ride bins, usually found on bigger rides like "Top Thrill Dragster," "Wicked Twister," or "Millennium Force."
Dude 1: I'm gonna go put my hat in the bin.

Dude 2: Watch out dude, you might get bin-jacked!
by Punk Rock Chica October 15, 2006
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Jack and Hannah

literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.
jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass

jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
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a silly ahh video about a guy saying stay away from those oranges jack and then swinging his penis and then showing his ass to the screen and farting
yo bro have you seen the stay away from those oranges jack video
by palo da bean November 12, 2023
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Jack

Jack. The friend you’ve always been looking for. He never gets in trouble he never fails a test or November. He loves helping other people. He loves watching MR.beast, pewdiepie, and JEB25 on YouTube. All the girls love him and he makes great music. If you are a girl you should date Jack. If you are a guy you shouldn’t date Jack but always listen to everything he says so maybe one day you can tell your grandchildren about the story of the coolest man alive.
Starkill385 on youtube.
Son let me tell you about Jack the man that saved the world,
by Joe.is.hot November 23, 2019
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Jack Ball

Telling someone what they want to hear to get what you want. Boosting someone's ego to get what you want from them. Making them feel special about themselves.
I'm about to Jack ball this guy,boost his ego a little bit, to get what I want.
by Nelly Pueblo July 19, 2018
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