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Webster Groves High School 

actually hell. they have black and orange colors... i don’t think they’re smart enough to understand that halloween is only one day of the year lol. and the mascot?? a statesman. like what even is that. maybe you can look it up and lmk.
Person 1- “Hey, what high school did you go to?”
Person 2- “Webster Groves High School.”
Person 1- “Oh, I’m so sorry... that must’ve been living hell.”

Poland high school 

School where stupid stuck up rich boys go and flaunt off daddy's credit card. runs from fights or eats punch and presses charges afterward. AKA bitches. no one likes them because theyre pussy bitches
Mooney kid: hey bitch (poland kid)
Poland kid: AHHH dont hurt me
Poland high school

Putney high school 

Putney high school is a school located in putney, and is home to some of the most banterous girls in the country. Some peng, some not so much. Alot of them are sluts hense the name Slutney
Putney high school girls are Banta Machines

South Lakes High School

South Lakes for short, its pretty ghetto, even Fairfax High School is better.
See South Lakes for definitions by people that really go there.

Governor Livingston High School 

An old school where stuck up rich kids go who think they're good at sports but in reality , never win any titles. As you can see from above. Also, lesbians attend there.
Governor Livingston High School , filled with ugly sluts , lost their game today.

Saugus high school 

Saugus high school is the one place everyone goes to get away from Valencia and west ranch. The school looks like shit and the kids are all bitches. Everyone has lost their virginity. They smoke and do steroids all day. Crazy fit ass people from running the S hill. The parties are the most intense in the valley.
David:the party was the shit
Dave: I got so high and wasted I couldn't even walk home
David: let's go to Saugus high school and get fucked up