Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022
Someone who supports women's abortions
Someone in the know of where to get an abortion, specifically when circumstances say they are illegal
Someone in the know of where to get an abortion, specifically when circumstances say they are illegal
Jen: "Did you know the Janes were an underground organization of women who helped other women get safe abortions before they were legalized?"
Ian: "Yeah! And someone who knew about their services and helped to tell pregnant women who didn't want to be pregnant how to get help from the Janes was sometimes called a friend of Jane."
Jen: "Sometimes people who support abortion refer to themselves as a friend of Jane to show their support for the cause!"
Ian: "That's why I've seen so many people wearing those pins since the overturning of Roe V Wade.."
Ian: "Yeah! And someone who knew about their services and helped to tell pregnant women who didn't want to be pregnant how to get help from the Janes was sometimes called a friend of Jane."
Jen: "Sometimes people who support abortion refer to themselves as a friend of Jane to show their support for the cause!"
Ian: "That's why I've seen so many people wearing those pins since the overturning of Roe V Wade.."
by Ana.is.sad100 July 19, 2023
Someone who would do anything for you, cares for you, and also follows you on social media like Twitter
by Ernfern May 11, 2020
A friend of a friend that you otherwise not activly meet. Mostly you are not that close with that person. Without the planet, you dont see the satalite.
I know someone that could help but he is a satilite friend. Since this is not that importend, we ll find it out ourself.
by Münchner August 27, 2023
Straight up tooken, if it ain't yo freshest Jordans being stripped off yo thugish feet then, then it's some Velcro crested purse snatcher trying to get yo girls purse. Can't have that tho.. I'm down to 4 baby momas now. Shits cutting into my money flow.... Ya digg????
hey buddy . Can I get a ride to my truck this morning from my house ... Money's tight.... hopefully your my pal and won't take advantage of me like a ROTTEN FRIEND!
Them : My friend said he can get you but it's going to cost you 100 bucks send me the addersse if you want to do that he drives real fast to so be ready for that
Them : My friend said he can get you but it's going to cost you 100 bucks send me the addersse if you want to do that he drives real fast to so be ready for that
by Being nigged April 30, 2022
karl walks in, Joy jumps on him and gives him a kiss, and does he, then they scream HAPPY INTERNATIONAL GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND A KISS ON THE CHEEK DAY!
by thebanguditsa September 24, 2019
a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy, but meaning here:
as long as I have a common enemy with a given person, I can be friends with that person; I'll take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
as long as I have a common enemy with a given person, I can be friends with that person; I'll take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? didn't he convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways?
James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I have a common enemy, whose name is Carl. Robert hates Carl cuz Carl stole his car. And I hate Robert because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.
Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl?
James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I are friends because we do have a common enemy.
James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I have a common enemy, whose name is Carl. Robert hates Carl cuz Carl stole his car. And I hate Robert because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.
Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl?
James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I are friends because we do have a common enemy.
by Sexydimma May 20, 2012