One of the Funniest scenes in television, this originates from the BBC Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf the episode is S6E2 titled Legion and it goes like this;
Rimmer: Go to Blue Alert.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
by Proper Sheffield lad April 29, 2022
Get the Blue alertmug. The official mascot of the Indianapolis Colts, he loves ripping on the other team and sometimes humps the air torwards an opposing player.
Titans fan: who the fuck is that blue horse down there
Colts fan: That’s blue, he gets angry as fuck when Derrick Henry fucks us
Colts fan: That’s blue, he gets angry as fuck when Derrick Henry fucks us
by sparky221 January 18, 2022
Get the Bluemug. by Jommyg November 29, 2015
Get the Nebraska car bluemug. by PhD Messiah July 31, 2017
Get the Blue Patrolmug. Steve is the creator of everything and is the gods among gods. Shaggy is a person he made for his purposes the One above all is a puppet he uses for he is a unknown being nothing is on his level his physical strength can overpower anything he is also know and “everything”
by anonymous October 27, 2020
Get the Steve from blues cluesmug. Wow, she committed suicide? I knew she was depressed, but I didn't know she was full on Gunmetal Blue.
by Fordois May 19, 2021
Get the Gunmetal Bluemug. by BlueEyedPirate August 11, 2024
Get the blue eyed piratemug.