Ass goblin

An Ass Goblin is someone who likes to have anal sex obsessively. Commonly mistaken for Butt Pirate

You are such an Ass Goblin!

by Lovez51 October 21, 2004

ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

by Blastmat May 13, 2005

ass raped

What happens to you after eating undercooked burgers at Five Guys.

(after spending 20 minutes in the bathroom)

Friend 1: Dude, are you OK?
Friend 2: I now know what it feels like to be ass raped by five guys.

by Kericr January 10, 2008

Ass monger

Some who sells or trades ass.

The ass monger has a 20% sale.

by GeeWhiz February 27, 2004

Black ass

Having a bad attitude / mild depression.

"Things aren't going well lately, and I didn't get paid this week, so I've got the black ass.

by xavier_blount October 17, 2008

rat's ass

Rat's ass is a Chinese delicacy.

Zao: Can I have some gravy?
Peng: Certainly.
Peng: Could you pass the rat's ass please...
Chung: There you go.

by lexicon December 18, 2004

Cabbage Ass

A condition pertaininig mainly to people of Irish descent. Mass intake of dishes containing cabbage develop this wet ass syndrome. Has been known to permanently stain undergarments.

Kenneth ate so much corned beef and cabbage that he developed an intense condition of Cabbage Ass.

by Steve T Con September 15, 2008