roblox cafe games

child slave labour so lil timmy can stop begging for girlfriends in meepcity

average conversation in roblox cafe games :
timmy: "hello to crappe's shitty frappe cafe what would u like"
timmy 2 with synapse: ""fried rats"
timmy 1: "we dont have that here"
timmy 2: *blows up timmy's head with a .357 magnum*

by the letter H is superior November 21, 2023

Pre-Game

Making assumptions. Pre-judging. Making decisions based upon what you might perceive might happen.

I pre-gamed before I went to that party.

by Jamielynnlei July 27, 2021

Bloody Anal Game

It’s a great game that you play with your homedogs. To play the game you have to be a guy or a girl it’s a strap. The goal is to fuck each other in the ass until some bleeds. You get 3 strokes each and you take turns until someone loses

Aye B let’s play the Bloody Anal Game

*your at a birthday party with 5 year olds* Aye Guys it’s Bloody Anal Time

by MidgetGangBangAllDayEveryDay February 8, 2019

My Favorite Game

I don't know what you're looking for
You haven't found it baby, that's for sure
You rip me up and spread me all around
In the dust of the deed of time
And this is not a case of lust, you see
It's not a matter of you versus me
It's fine the way you want me on your own
But in the end it's always me alone
And I'm losing my favorite game
You're losing your mind again
I'm losing my baby
Losing my favorite game
I only know what I've been king for
Another you so I could love you more
I really thought that I could take you there
But my experiment is not getting us anywhere

I had a vision I could turn you right
A stupid mission and a lethal fight
I should have seen it when my hope was new
My heart is black and my body is blue
And I'm losing my favorite game
You're losing your mind again
I'm losing my baby
Losing my favorite game
I'm losing my favorite game
You're losing your mind again
I've tried
I've tried
But you're still the same
I'm losing my baby
You're losing a savior and a saint

by Death Menace July 13, 2023

The Broccoli Game

The Broccoli Game is a traditional Swedish sports game where 2 people light a piece of broccoli on fire and shove it up their respective anuses. The first person to then suck up the entire broccoli piece into their rectum is the victor.

"My rectum is still sore from last night, me and my friend played the broccoli game"

by Maker of the broccoli game August 31, 2017

Penis Enis Game

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.

Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.

by ericinman September 9, 2020

Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop

Felica is the best laptop in existence she is the bread to my butter the paper to my book the words to my page I love her so much.

Alessio : Hey isnt that Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop you're with?
Me : yeah it is!

Oscar and William: damm felica the gaming laptop looking hella fine ngl .

by Dizzardary October 27, 2022