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Ghost Dick

Ghost dick is when randomly choke or cough by unexpected random things. Take a drink of a beverage and it goes down the wrong pipe and you choke from it. Breathing in air at a certain point and it makes you cough really hard. Chewing a piece of food and a tiny part tickles your throat and makes you cough really hard! Laughing so hard you randomly start coughing really hard.
Jane doe takes a drink of her beverage and it goes down the wrong pipe (coughs outrageously). “You just been ghost dicked
by Rylie weatherford August 6, 2019
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dick ticklers

Get your filthy dick ticklers off me!
by 0mar August 20, 2003
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Kick in the dick

1.) A disappointment
2.) What happens to a man because:
-He's being an arrogant bastard
-His girlfriend/wife probably needed to control him
-His girlfriend/wife was probably a sadistic bitch who wanted to see him in pain so she could laugh at him hysterically
1.) I got the score for my finals back. They were a kick in the dick; I totally failed...
2.) Jennie kicked Claude in the dick because he was an arrogant bastard... and she was a sadistic bitch and just wanted a cheap, shallow thrill.
by mrdonn October 14, 2011
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dick dirt

when u did not wash ur dick for so long it gathers dirt and it looks really nasty
wash ur dick or else u get dick dirt
-Barrack Obama
by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013
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poop dick

when your dick's got poop on it.
branden's biomembrane is lookin like quite a poop dick today.
by bee rye ahn July 8, 2007
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dick spammer

someone who talks shit over the internet and you will never see them
guy 1: " i'll beat your ass".

guy 2: " dude your such a dick spammer, shut up"
by nightmare892 December 26, 2008
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biracial dick

A dick that differs from it's owner skin color..
My dick is black, even though im Asian, so I have a biracial dick
by Di sanctis September 11, 2015
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