Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.

Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.

by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023

cum

the thing i drink every single night

*drinks your cum*

by edgemedaddy January 18, 2023

Cum Smuggler

Slang for a slutty person (Man or woman) that enjoys man cum. They are smuggling cum cause they're just so naughty.

Man Jaxson is such a Cum Smuggler
I know right, he looks like he just loves eating cum and sucking dick. Foul.

by Mink673 January 19, 2023

Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his dick in circles while cumming into a toilet and then you swirl your girlfriends head into it!

I just had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister!

by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023

cum child

A cum child is when you're full of cum, and you have so much inside you, that you can push it out in one big squezze.

Lakat put a cum child in me - Lucas

by CumChildInMeLakatPlsAndTY January 22, 2023

bloody bubble cum fuck

When a woman puts her period blood and her partners cum in her mouth a blows bubbles till the liquid covers his body

I gave Jason the best bloody bubble cum fuck last night he will never forget it

by Simpress January 22, 2023

cum daniel's

a delectable drink

"dude you're being a cum daniel rn"
"let me get a cum daniel's"

by bdeoliveira722 January 22, 2023