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Hawkaroni and cheese

When dabi was making Mac n cheese he accidentally put hawks cum in it and it tasted delicious, so now he makes it every day.
Dabi: hey hawk
Hawk:hey dabi

Dabi:I accidentally messed up dinner today sry

Hawk: how could u mess up Mac n cheese *laughs*

Dabi: well it does taste really good though

Hawk:Your right it does taste delicious, but how did u mess it up
Dabi: I accidentally put ur cum in it
I also gave it a name, hawkaroni and cheese!
Both of them: *akwardly silent*

(Hawkaroni and cheese means Mac n cheese but instead of cheese it’s hawks cum)
by DabiPerfection(Dino bitch October 5, 2021
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Cheese Fucker

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cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
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Cheesing her chuck

The act of dating a girl from chucky cheese and having sexual intercouse with her.
John: “how did things go with that girl from chucky cheese last night?”
Juan: “ dude I was cheesing her chuck, and then I chucked her cheese”
Chris: “damn I want to chuck someone’s cheese”

Jamie: “ehh ehhh ehh”
by Ehhhh ehhhh ehhhh October 15, 2017
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Cheese Monkey

A cheese monkey is a monkey with cheese, or a cheese coloured (or yellow) monkey. A monkey eating cheese is a very rare site to see in some cases so this is why people use this term.
Person 1: "Hey look at that!'
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "It's a monkey eating cheese!"
Person 2: "Oh a Cheese Monkey?"
Person 1: "Yeah I guess"
by Aquz October 5, 2021
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Cheese

I’m gonna cheese all over Chris and Chris all over cheese
by Jayron December 13, 2023
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Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.
You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.
by samuelceazer October 4, 2024
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