e-face

Someone who is so cool it just flows off them.

Man, E-Face is so cool. I feeling cooler from just being able to stand next to him.

by pootus juggalotus July 9, 2004

Two Face

A hideously ugly man who pretends to be straight but is definitely gay, and absolutely hopeless at hiding it.
Usually, a Two Face is an ugly arrogant male who acts as if he is God's gift to women.
When, after several hundred rejections, he realises that he is actually not attractive to the opposite gender. He secretly becomes aroused by other men, but panics and wishes to hide this fact from the general public. He visits gay bars at night, and acts generally like one straight person during the day and his gay counterpart at night.
Unfortunately, the Two Face is hopeless at keeping his secret, and constantly overdoes the straight act/lets gay things slip until all his friends want to pull him out the closet for him, and ram The Truth where the sun don't shine.

E.g 1) Guy 1 - "Hey check out that that guy over there, he is so gay."

Guy 2 - "What, HIM? But he seems so straight!"

Guy 1 - "Uhuh, TOO straight. We saw him visiting the Manhole Bar saturday night."

Guy 2 - "Gah, what a Two Face!!!!!"

E.g 2) Girl - "Wanna come back to my place?"

Two Face Guy (loudly to friends) "Aw hell yeah bitch I'mma fuck yo ass yeahhhh I'm a playa bitch I LOVE THE COCK!"

*Bar goes silent, everyone stares*

Two Face Guy - "..I meant pussy, bitch..aheh.."

by Pozilla February 18, 2009

Faucet Face

A person who drinks water from the tap.

Wow, Karen is a Faucet Face! Look at her drinkin' that hose water!

by mtgentry February 10, 2010

clown face

When a man has sex with a female when she is on her peroid.

Zach did you have sex with your girl this weekend?We did but she was on her rag,she so clown faced me.

by wekillsuckasbuddy December 15, 2009

Face Problem

1. A person with an extreme defective appearance.
2. An unlucky bitch.

Person A : I got hit by a truck yesterday night and got my ass kicked this morning by ma momma for getting a D for my Math. FML.

Person B : Lolololol, face problem.

by AisuKurimu June 1, 2010

yak face

the face made by someone when another party performs an action that is either awkward or somewhat non-sensical. The face is made by raising the hand beneath the chin in a scoop-like motion and pursing the lips while furrowing the eyebrows.

A: ...and then we totally owned that fish, yo!
B:*yak face* dont be a tool

by yakattack February 11, 2006

Face Dude

an extremely ugly man, who might be a cave man or part gorilla.
Innovated by Michael Li

Example:

Michael: Hey keith, look at face dude!
Keith: haha.. he looks like an ape!

Face Dude: Stop it guys!!!! *stomps on yoghurt*

by Keith "the x-factor" Learmonth January 2, 2008