Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso March 01, 2012

Down Bad Badly

An extreme level of down bad.

Author Gene Geter's penultimate chapter in his Direct Message Series is named Down Bad Badly.

by Banana Gator September 27, 2023

Shut down mode

When your playing game and you lose and have to start all over

Daniel: hey man what's up
Chace:sorry I can't talk right now I am playing black cop and I'm in shut down mode

by Clueless2016 April 05, 2016

Butter-side-down

When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.

Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.

by Mikebe November 03, 2021

down on the county farm

In the county jail, prison, or rehab.

Jim back down on the county farm again. Everyone think it Joe who ratted him out. Shot caller will put the 'word' out when he find out.

by Come getr January 18, 2023

Down-unda-handshake

1) Use of insider information in Australia to get something
2) Handshake with a cock (see also Handjob, Handie, Handjo,...)

"Use your down-unda-handshake to get us the information."

"I received a down-unda-handshake from that chick we met last week in Melbourne."

by AUtacobender January 17, 2014

lock him down

to make someone your boyfriend/girlfriend. make them loyal to you

person 1 : “yo guess what he just texted me”
person 2 : “ i dunno. what?”
person 1 : “he said “i miss you so much. call me when you get home luv🫶🏽”

person 2 : “that’s cute. you gon lock him down?”

person 1 : “obviously.”

by pnutbutterbaby December 12, 2022